That's great.  Where can I buy one?  I want one even if I don't get it for free!!!

Whether LeBron James quit during the playoffs, we will never know because we are not in his head.  LeBron can get a lot more money from endorsements (according to ESPN anyway) after he gets a ring, him going to Miami is taking the easy way out and once the Lakers get old they'll be little competition in their way (although I like Oklahoma City in the next few years.)  As for why Cleveland can't win a championship, it is harder for a small market team to win a championship, and if you have a bad owner it is outright impossible.  The Boston Red Sox were owned by the Yawkeys from 1920 until 2002 where they won zero championships in one of the biggest markets.  John Henry buys the Sox from they and it only takes him 2 years to win a title.  Dan Gilbert wants a winner and if the Cavs hit in the draft (sorry Larry but I think they'll be in the lottery this year) in the next couple of years they'll be contending for a title again.  As for the Browns, let Holmgren do his job and as for the Indians they are fucked as long as Dolan is in charge.